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The Crushinator: Despite also having a red tint, she is definitely not Beverly Crusher

Beverly Crusher is, according to at least one source, a red-head MILF :) Oh yeah, she also accidentally combined the DNA of Pee-Wee Herman and Donald Trump to create Wesley Crusher. For this, she is subjected to brutal anal rape by Worf's biological daughter, who is also the lead vocalist of the ancient metal band Slayer.

Well I like to think so anyway...