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I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking, beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

It's very cold in space, especially with no roof!

A bridge is also known as a middle eight. About the size of the the Ricardos' living room, this compartment acted as the nerve center of a starship; despite its bravura performances, the bridge was never nominated for an Emmy. The bridge of the Enterprise was quite drafty, as there was a gaping hole where the ceiling should have been. This is believed to be because the designers mistakenly converted the hood ornament into a command center instead of a relatively safe location like inside a warp core or maybe the torpedo tubes. Jesus also declared the bridge of any starship named Enterprise to automatically be the center of 1337ness in the universe. Well, except for maybe the head of The Guy You Wish You Were. (Sooo... Shiny...)