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For canonites with no sense of humor, Memory Alpha has created a so-called article on Clutch.

A clutch is a small handbag often used by women as an accessory to evening wear. Captain Jean-Luc Picard once chided a crewman for using a clutch with a skant. Although wearing women's clothing was no longer grounds for a Section 8 discharge, it was inexcusable to use a clutch with anything other than a dress uniform or a posh frock. (TNG: "Suicide is Painless")

This is an article only a mother could love - too bad it's an orphan!