Lt. Barclay and The Doctor in an argument over which of them is more fey
Lieutenant Reginald Barclay was an engineer and former holodeck jizzmopper aboard the USS Enterprise-D. He was known for his impeccable social skills.
Early career[]
In 2072, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a Starfleet court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the San Francisco underground. Today, still wanted by the United Federation of Planets, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Alpha Team.
After the Enterprise[]
After the USS Voyeur was lost in the Sigma Quadrant, Barclay became obsessed with the ship. He later joined a support group comprised of other Trekkies for whom Seven of Nine was a dream come true.