Captain of your heart
Lieutenant Geordi LaForge was a redshirt, TNG-style. He was blind so he had to wear some weirdo bionic eye-thing that the author is to lazy to talk about here.
There are many mysteries about Geordi:
- HOW DOES HE SEE ANYTHING?????!!!!!
- WHO THE HECK NAMES THEIR CHILD GEORDI??????!!!!!! not that it's not a cool name... wait what was my point again?