MAlf

Sweet

What? No spots? - OH, WHO THE HELL CARES ANYWAY!

That's more like it

Jadzia Dax was one sexy Trill chick who made it through only six seasons of DS9, although the seventh season was even more kick-ass.

She was famous for having sex with Worf and kinda put her thingy into Ezri Dax.

Jadzia had sex with Kira and Leeta in the holodeck in Quark's.

Jadzia was played by noted vampire Terry Farrell. Like all members of the undead, Ms. Farrell could not be in contact with direct sunlight and preyed upon the living for sustenance. Many grips and interns were killed over the first six seasons of DS9 to keep the soulless actress nourished.

She left the series once Paramount was acquired by a division of Van Helsing Enterprises.

In the much cooler MAlf timeline, she didn't die, like in the ridiculous MAlph timeline. Instead, when Sisko ascends to the Admiralty, she is made permanent CEO of the USS Too Defiant to Die. She even wears a proper red turtleneck, only when on duty, of course.

"Magnify on Captain Dax."

The Defiant was too OP so was not destroyed by Neil Breen's Energy Soaking Weapon. Dax was eventually given to a slightly bigger ship to command called the USS Atlantis (in name only), which was Intrepid Class of '75, kinda like Voyager, except with a much sexier captain.