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For canonites with no sense of humor, Memory Alpha has created a so-called article on Klingon.

Ed'I Munh'Str, 23rd century "Klingon"

The Klingon species was made up of the roughest, toughest, He-Man-stuffest, blade-swinginest, blood-drippinest, spittle-spewinest, leather-an'-metal-wearinest hombres what ever flewed a spaceship. An' they ain't no sissies neither.
Klingon meant something like "Screw you!" in Klingon. Klingons also had funny creases in their foreheads, which looked like a zipper. This was found very amusing by Jean-Luc Picard. One day, he broke into Worf's room and tried to unzip it. Then, Worf killed Picard, and from that moment on, Picard was actually a robot that Data secretly built.


One of the more obscure missions in Space Track, The Enterpoop was sent to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.

That was a bit predictable.