The staff of Memory Alpha all wear red. You can guess their collective fate.
Memory Alpha was a planetoid located in Federation space, and home to the largest Federation library.
Although constantly boasted to be the most accurate library, Memory Alpha had constant disputes about:
- canonicity
- point-of-view
- number of administrators
- idiotic formatting
- vandalism (good and bad)
- nobodies named Mike
- and various other unimportant issues
In the end, the archivists at Memory Alpha were practically destroyed when they lost their souls. (TOS: "Yo, Zetar, turn down them lights!!")
