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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Dammit Commander, now I need new pants.

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!!???? SERIOUSLY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!!???? Saurians are lizard-people who have been part of the Federation for a long time. Aside from possessing much more intelligence and strength than many other races, they also can scare the living shit out of you when you pop out of your quarters in the middle of the night for a quick visit to the holodeck.

They also are the inventors of Saurian Brandy, which is a popular booze.